We don’t just grow up; we get manufactured. This tee is a tribute to the industrial-grade resilience built through every "character-building" moment life threw at you. Featuring our signature 1970s-inspired factory emblem, it’s a nod to the grit, the grind, and the dark humor that keeps the wheels turning.
Consider this your official uniform for navigating the machinery of adulthood. It’s rugged, it’s nostalgic, and let’s be honest—it’s significantly cheaper than a co-pay.
• Built to Last: Just like your coping mechanisms.
• Industrial Aesthetic: Deep forest green and caution-yellow print.
• Premium Comfort: Soft enough to offset even the hardest days.
• Established 1970: Classic vibes for modern-day survival.
Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.
