Traumatic Playground Tee
They told us the playground was a safe place.
They just forgot to mention the scraped knees, the abandoned jump ropes, and the cold realization that "rock, paper, scissors" doesn't actually solve everything in adult life.
This shirt is for those who know that a "Safe Place" is often just a concept you have to carry with you. With a retro aesthetic and a heavy dose of irony, it’s a tribute to the resilience built somewhere between the sandbox and the monkey bars.
Warning: May cause nostalgic flashbacks and involuntary smirks from like-minded individuals.
Highlights:
• Designed for the self-aware.
• Featuring the "Safe Place" balloon motive.
• Cheaper than therapy. (But we still recommend both).
